from Wall through Hamper to Blog

There is a creature in our house,

it watches while we're sleeping.

And sometimes when we we're gone to class,

I think it might start creeping

around our beds and bathrooms

and through our dirty clothes,

but exactly who this creature is,

none of us really knows.

David thinks its friendly;

Cody thinks its not.

Alban claims "It's our neighbors cat,"

and Phil said that he caught

a piece of its genetics

in a petrie dish he grew.

He said "It is perhaps either

a monster, or a shrew."

But I am still a skeptic,

about high-tech reliance,

and about the critter in our house

being defined by science.

I think it's far too smart for that,

I think it's far too clever,

I think it's Tinky Winky (just

disguised) in tight black leather.