According to the bastion of information that is Wikipedia, the genus Lynx contains only four living species and a web browser. Meh. Go figure. American readers of The Tickle Closet are probably most familiar with the bobcat; however the lynx comes in Spain-ish(Iberian), Eurasian, and Canadian flavors as well. The Eurasian lynx is the largest of the lynx cousins, and both this and the Canadian varieties are known for their large footpads—perfect for a snowy climate. The bobcat and Iberian lynx are smaller cats that are better suited to more temperate climates.
According to ancient bestiaries (defined here as an awkward-sounding illustrated animal dictionary) buried lynx urine will turn into rubies. Accordingly, the lynx represents a sound investment opportunity, though if you are looking to turn your pet into cold hard cash, current market conditions favor the golden-egg-laying variety of goose.
Lynx are a good choice for pet owners who want the elevated status associated with keeping a wild cat at home, without the safety concerns or space requirements of larger cats. Lynx tend to be intelligent, easy-going creatures and get along well with other household pets, save rabbits—lynx enjoy those raw or with a light lemon-basil reduction.
The Tickle Closet believes the lynx to be an excellent companion for those young singles in a small apartment with other pets. They can be especially useful for attracting females (see: The Lynx Effect).
Excellent. I'll be looking for many more Phil posts.
ReplyDeleteI guess the most pressing question at this point is: how long does it take the urine to turn into rubies? Are we talking long-term investment? Or can I include this in my day-trading portfolio?
ReplyDeleteI also love me some rabbit a la lemon-basil reduction.
ReplyDeletei'd really like to test this theory. could the west whitman estate come with a lynx?
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