Sometimes i miss being able to actually hold the news in my hands and get the ink on my fingers. I miss being able to read long passages without scrolling or having my eyes water from staring too long at a computer screen. I also love that newspaper has so many uses. You can wrap gifts with it, or use it to make paper mache projects. Or crumple it up and throw it at people. It makes me sad to think that the newspaper is on its way towards extinction.
Also, i really could have used a newspaper today to cover myself when a girl walked into the 2nd-floor unisex law-library bathroom i was using. My iphone just didn't cut it.
Ahhhahhahaha. I agree.
ReplyDeleteyou were texting me while pooping again, weren't you
ReplyDeletePsh, that's the only time i text you.
Deleteoh yeah? you sure poop a lot
DeleteChelsea, this is just something we get used to with David. He poops a lot and likes to text or call while doing it. I can't even count all the times his voice has had that distinct echo while we talk...
Deleteoh, that's what that echo is... i just thought he could sing with all the voices of a mountain...
DeleteThat's what the stall door is for David.
ReplyDeleteThere was no stall door. It's just a toilet in a room. With a sink.
DeleteThat's what the sink is for David.
DeleteThank you Tommy. Improvise more David. I remember the bisexual restrooms in England. They, however, had stall doors and even showers. Thomas found some poop in one of the showers.
DeleteYou must be so embarrassed...
ReplyDelete!!!