He's not in the Closet anymore. He's living in Hallmark or something lame like that, butt Jordan Kattenhorn spent a whole year holding down the left backside of the house. Alban and I used to harass him about his sedentary lifestyle. Jordan studied like he meant it, spending much of his time sitting on his tush with a book open. When he wasn't studying, he was cooking in the bottom kitchen, much to Alban's dislike. Not because Jordan's food wasn't good, but because Jordan's food was healthy. He even made a healthy variation of biscuits, that were really more like buns.
Now we know what all that was about, Jordan was just getting ready to bare it all just before he graduated.
Now we know what all that was about, Jordan was just getting ready to bare it all just before he graduated.
For the record, Jordan's food was not good.
ReplyDeleteRemember those pancakes? Orange rubber.
ReplyDeleteI just remember JE's blind taste test: Alban's dairy biscuits vs. Jordan's cashew-milk biscuits.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful. Absolutely.
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