Tuesday, May 17, 2011

It Begins...

Today the bad men came.

They took the proud, majestic tree that towered over the grounds of the West Whitman Estate and defiled it. They stripped it naked and left its branches in a pile all around it. As if to flaunt their ruthlessness. The shamed beast left erect to serve as a reminder that College Place Utility will destroy anything or anyone that dare stand in their way.

As of yet, no one has lifted up the banner of insurrection. Revolution. Freedom. So far, all who have witnessed the awesome destructive power of the enemy have melted into the soft bosom of surrender.

Not these men. Not here. Not this time...


  1. Good grief. That seems a little out of control.

  2. The Lorax is within you...speak for the trees David Mack.

    Also, those labels are exceptionally appropriate.

  3. I dig that Lorax reference. You're alright Jessi.